Proof that cats eat homework.

Losing weight is the hardest thing ever. klasjfklsdjf Still I’ve gone down from a size 13 to a size 9 so yay progress! 

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things I can’t imagine

• someone having a crush on me
• someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow they’re cute’
• someone getting happy because I messaged them first
• someone thinking about me, in general
• someone wondering how I am
• someone finding me attractive
• someone doing something to try and impress me
• someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
• someone wanting to get to know me

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sherlawkward:

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fearof-theunknown:

The Trap

In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.

She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She was, naturally, suspicious, so she went to the police.

When the police paid a visit to the address on the envelope, they made a gruesome discovery, three butchers had been harvesting human flesh and selling it to the starving people.

And what was in the envelope the man gave to the woman? A note, saying simply “This is the last one I am sending you today.”

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IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE LETTER MEANT AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT

I nicknamed my cats muffins 

• Me: How were the muffins this morning.
• Dad: Oh they were good. Well behaved.
• Mom: * look of confusion* ...What muffins?
• Me: Those. * Points to a fluffy cat*

I call my cats muffins 

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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w-a-n-d-e-r-ll-u-s-t:

And here’s me as a cat

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radotsuki:

Do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name

I’m so behind on all my tv shows 

I’m like 5 episodes behind the following. 

I’m at the end of season 6 of Dexter

Glee….I haven’t seen the wedding episode and everything that came after that. 

and lkasjfaskldjfasdf I just want to watch these shows but school and work and aklsjfkaljsdf i got a promotion so now i have to be there more and kalsjdflkasjdf i wanna watchhhhhhhhhhhh.